RANDOM QUESTIONS

Aug 02

do your eyes water when you yawn?

how do i get rhythm?

Isn’t it weird how the future is always only seconds ahead of us?

why does it take so EFFING LONG To make a TURKEY!?

When does it finally go from “Is this really happening?” to “How can I make it stop?”?

isn’t it weird how your neck is holding up your head?

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Aug 01

Why are you hanging off of the bunkbed with the fan remote in your mouth?

is this the no-pants pasta festival?

Where did this icecream and pile of hardware magazines come from? Did you let Sam out again?

why didn’t the chainsaw in his trunk make you leave any sooner?

How did you get a rugburn from skimboarding?

can you plug me in like a toaster so i don’t have to sleep?

do you feel the carpet connecting and absorbing into your feet?

is your hair bleeding?